<?php
// motd-data.php — /motd/ page content, edited via /admin.php
if (realpath(__FILE__) === realpath($_SERVER["SCRIPT_FILENAME"] ?? "")) { http_response_code(404); exit; }

return array (
  'title' => '',
  'body' => 'watching baldy',
  'updated' => '2026-08-21T21:05:30+00:00',
  'rev' => 2,
  'history' => 
  array (
  ),
);